George the Milkman

George the Milkman
had X-ray glasses.
he used to sit in his van
and study female asses.

He was proud of his hobby,
of course and indeed,
but after awhile
he felt this horrible need.

Watching the girls
became very stressing.
not talk about confusing
and extremely depressing.

But one day he saw a car
that gave him some hope.
it was Julie the Post woman
with a telescope.